crystvllized: tumblr makes me want to watch a lot of movies and read a lot of books but i dont have time because of tumblr
parents: your room is a mess
me: you should see my life
me every time i wake up: not again
cshehdan: I just realized I think in a different voice than my own. Now I’m trying to decide if it is my actual voice, but it just sounds different because I hear my own voice differently than it actually sounds.
I just realized I think in a different voice than my own.
borlax: “hello welcome to McDonalds, what can I get you today?” “yes hello, can I get a toot toot and a beep beep”
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
zaynsbro: slutformisha: firstdandelions: hELP MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR’ AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY 24*60 is 1440 Dudes you got this kid...
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